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Here For The Veil And The Vows T-Shirt

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Elon's Tweets Are My Market Strategy T-Shirt

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To the Moon? More Like to My Overdraft T-Shirt

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DCA: Draining Cash Aggressively T-Shirt

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My Stock Picks Are Like Lottery Tickets T-Shirt

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Hodl Tight – It’s Gonna Be A Bumpy Ride T-Shirt

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Lost in the Blockchain Sauce T-Shirt

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Risk Management? Never Heard Of It T-Shirt

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Leveraged Trading: Turning Stress Into a Lifestyle T-Shirt

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Crypto: Because Traditional Investing Wasn't Painful Enough T-Shirt

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Trading is Easy! Said No One Ever T-Shirt

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My Strategy: Panic Buy, Panic Sell, Repeat T-Shirt

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Chaos With A Touch Of Caffeine T-Shirt

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Warning: I Will Probably Trip Over Something Today T-Shirt

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Currently Procrastinating With Style T-Shirt

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I Used To Care, But Now I Take Naps T-Shirt

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Handle With Sarcasm T-Shirt

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We’d Both Be Wrong T-Shirt

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Still A Work In Progress, But Worth It T-Shirt

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I’m Not Anti-Social, I’m Pro-Blanket T-Shirt

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Can’t Adult Today T-Shirt

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Buy High, Sell Low – Expert Level T-Shirt

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Unapologetically Awesome T-Shirt

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Bad Hair Days T-Shirt

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Running On Fumes And Bad Decisions T-Shirt

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I’m Just Paying Attention T-Shirt

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I Caffeinate And Hope For The Best T-Shirt

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I Have A Degree In Sarcasm T-Shirt

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Can I Interest You In Some Sarcasm T-Shirt

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I was Going To Conquer The World, But I Overslept T-Shirt

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Life’s Too Short For Matching Socks T-Shirt

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Just Winging It (Life, Eyeliner, Everything) T-Shirt

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HODL: Hope Over Despair In Losses T-Shirt

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I Told You To Diversify, Bro T-Shirt

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Bear Market Survivor – 3rd Time's The Charm! T-Shirt

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Not Financial Advice, Just My Bank Account's Cry for Help T-Shirt

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Stocks Only Go Up... Right? T-Shirt

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Crypto Millionaire: Ask Me Tomorrow. T-Shirt

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Pump It, Dump It, Regret It T-Shirt

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Day Trader By Day, Overthinker By Night T-Shirt

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Stop And Smell The Sarcasm T-Shirt

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Running Low On Sleep And Patience T-Shirt

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Not Enough Hours In The Day Or Coffee In My Cup T-Shirt

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I Tried To Be Normal Once. Worst Two Minutes Of My Life T-Shirt

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I’m Fine… Just Dramatically Overwhelmed T-Shirt

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Don’t Rush Me; I’m Waiting For The Last Minute T-Shirt

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Feeling Cute, Might Disappear Later T-Shirt

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Professional Avoider Of Awkward Silences T-Shirt

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My Hobbies Include Eating And Complaining That I'm Full T-Shirt

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If You Can Read This, I’m Already Tired T-Shirt

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Why Be Moody When You Can Shake Your Booty? T-Shirt

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Adulting: One Star, Would Not Recommend T-Shirt

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My Level Of Sarcasm Depends On Your Level Of Stupidity T-Shirt

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Hold On… I’m Still Thinking T-Shirt

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Professional Avoider Of Responsibilities T-Shirt

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If It Requires Pants, It’s Not Happening T-Shirt

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Under Construction: Please Come Back Later T-Shirt

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This Is My 'I'm Trying' Face T-Shirt

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Adult-ish: Still Figuring It Out T-Shirt

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I'm Allergic To Mornings T-Shirt

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