• 100% combed ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 4.3 oz/yd² (145.8 g/m²)
• 32 singles
• Pre-shrunk
Size guide
BODY LENGTH (inches) | BODY WIDTH (inches) | |
XS | 27 | 17 ½ |
S | 28 | 19 |
M | 29 | 20 ½ |
L | 30 | 22 |
XL | 31 | 24 |
2XL | 32 | 26 |
3XL | 33 | 28 |
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If we have some people believing the Earth is flat, wouldn't Mars also be flat...
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Size guide
BODY LENGTH (inches) | BODY WIDTH (inches) | |
XS | 27 | 17 ½ |
S | 28 | 19 |
M | 29 | 20 ½ |
L | 30 | 22 |
XL | 31 | 24 |
2XL | 32 | 26 |
3XL | 33 | 28 |
Note: Drunk Onion t-shirts have an athletic fit. If you are in between sizes or like a looser fit, we suggest ordering one size up.
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