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Size guide
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
| Body Length (inches) | 27 | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 |
| Body Width (inches) | 17 ½ | 19 | 20 ½ | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 |
Note: Drunk Onion t-shirts have an athletic fit. If you are in between sizes or like a looser fit, we suggest ordering one size up.
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